I want to stick my p in your. b.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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