I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...