you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.