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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Why is your ex naked in my apartment?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.

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