Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You're a waste of cheezeits
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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