Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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