I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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