i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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