We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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