so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
