we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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