You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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