they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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