The maid of honor just puked.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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