I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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