it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
send nudes
from the living room?
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