Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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