I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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