that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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