I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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