Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Randomize
