i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
