I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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