6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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