I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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