you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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