your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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