When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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