he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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