we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
His nipple licking is glorious
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