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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.

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(902): I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out. http://tfl.nu/3h1q

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Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich

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(773): Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich http://tfl.nu/iski

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!

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(832): Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation! http://tfl.nu/fp0i

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.

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(732): So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes. http://tfl.nu/cehz

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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.

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(814): MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished. http://tfl.nu/8mqg

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime

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...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname

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(412): the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime (724): ...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname http://tfl.nu/hnce

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(270): View more from Kentucky

possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.

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I'm rooting for #1.

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(270): possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th. (618): I'm rooting for #1. http://tfl.nu/ip6m

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(518): View more from New York

i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you

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(518): i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you http://tfl.nu/aqjq

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men

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(787): He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men http://tfl.nu/yhmj

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"

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(202): we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious" http://tfl.nu/kvms

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(631): View more from New York

only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..

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(631): only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down.. http://tfl.nu/gaw4

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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?

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(217): If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping? http://tfl.nu/vdup

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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD

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(614): Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD http://tfl.nu/nf04

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(785): View more from Kansas

We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.

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(785): We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen. http://tfl.nu/aun6

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer

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(306): All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer http://tfl.nu/jur4

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