Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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