Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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