I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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