"it" just moved
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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