Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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