With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I understand Curling. That high.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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