Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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