Buhtt sex?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I want to be your penis for a week.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I believe in your delicious
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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