why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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