just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i believe in u and ur pee
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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