Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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