Why are handjobs necessary in class?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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