they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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