i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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