Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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