You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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