break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Drake has all the answers
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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