Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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