Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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