i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed