And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions