I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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