Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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