I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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