you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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