just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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