That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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