This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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